I didn’t pen it, but here it is:

Dear American,

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of Treasury in the Republic of America. My country has had a crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS the safe Swiss bank, who will be my…

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